Does anyone else wonder if the reason why some people are so good at insulting others is that they practice in the mirror first?

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |0 notes

rominatrix:

[x]

1 week ago on April 12th, 2014 |11,785 notes

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

image

1 week ago on April 12th, 2014 |353,580 notes

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

1 week ago on April 12th, 2014 |293,005 notes

yanderadar:

I adore video games.

I am not, however, under any illusion that I am good at them.

1 week ago on April 12th, 2014 |51,275 notes

dadpaws:

Literally the same

1 week ago on April 12th, 2014 |187 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring

1 week ago on April 12th, 2014 |132,474 notes
1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 |69,578 notes
If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you.
- (via aliwallacee)
1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 |29,345 notes

tardis221b:

nowaywhorehey:

tardis221b:

do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me

you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing

I was going to argue but yeah you’re right

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 |77,275 notes
1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 |37,388 notes
fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 |202,629 notes
becausebirds:

Does someone need a tissue?

becausebirds:

Does someone need a tissue?

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 |1,831 notes
charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 |243,530 notes

sherlocked-development:

actual dialogue

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 |43,925 notes