righteouskungfu:

novakian:

rhett-the-jet:

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”

Then it’s your responsibility to help out anyone when you here them shout that out.
Even if it’s a stranger

54 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |324,775 notes
viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

55 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |204,075 notes
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nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

55 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |313,963 notes

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

55 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |147,587 notes
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mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

56 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |732,608 notes

clearlypositive:

do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?

56 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |156,991 notes

imessaged:

hover over each letter in this sentence for three seconds.

57 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |23,554 notes

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

image

jesus christ

did u think i was lying

57 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |131,915 notes

gradientlair:

Lupita Nyong’o in People as the most beautiful person for 2014 in their annual “50 Most Beautiful” issue. Beautiful Black woman; exquisite photographs.  (iPad snaps from fashionscansremastered.)

58 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |2,575 notes

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

58 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |425,755 notes
crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

58 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |184,507 notes
gothiccharmschool:

kittymeido:

a drink just for me


THEY MAKE VODKA NOW?! Bitch Bubbly is one of my favorite sparkling wines.

gothiccharmschool:

kittymeido:

a drink just for me

THEY MAKE VODKA NOW?! Bitch Bubbly is one of my favorite sparkling wines.

58 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |162,409 notes
badgirlguitar:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

Look at these majestic idiots

badgirlguitar:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

Look at these majestic idiots

59 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 |59,853 notes