Does anyone else wonder if the reason why some people are so good at insulting others is that they practice in the mirror first?
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend
I adore video games.
I am not, however, under any illusion that I am good at them.
Literally the same
if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring
do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me
you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing
I was going to argue but yeah you’re right
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
Does someone need a tissue?
so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all
WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO
it is the chosen one
it must be the main character in the anime
It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.